Hi, boos. Howdy doody? I’ve been gifted with a magical day all to myself – no pressure, no plans, no children screaming at me. Blessed be the fruit. I hope today gifts you with some such sliver of peace, whether it be a break from obligations, a bubble bath with weed gummies, or as much of a Toblerone bar as you can cram in your mouth while you’re locked in the bathroom for 10 minutes to get away from your feral children.
(Tesla)
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