Hi, boos. Howdy doody? I’ve been gifted with a magical day all to myself – no pressure, no plans, no children screaming at me. Blessed be the fruit.
I hope today gifts you with some such sliver of peace, whether it be a break from obligations, a bubble bath with weed gummies, or as much of a Toblerone bar as you can cram in your mouth while you’re locked in the bathroom for 10 minutes to get away from your feral children.
Here’s some good internet treasure that I’ve found!
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Side bar: I came across this one ⬆️ earlier this week, and it was a gift from the TikTok algorithm because my tired old 64GB phone has been hovering around 63GB of used storage, which means I can’t even do operating system updates without scrolling through my photos and texts to sacrifice media to throw overboard. So I did the thing – I did a full factory reset on my phone (after double-, triple-, and quadruple-checking that my Is were dotted and my Ts were crossed, of course), restored from backup, and AS IF BY MAGIC, my storage usage is down to about 35GB. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND DOING THIS.
Anyhoo, some Tweets:
(Tesla)
🤣🤣🤣